• School kids can actually learn something on Monday.
  
  
• Teachers can actually teach on Monday.
  
  
• Slackers will have one more full weekend day to make decent costumes.
  
  
• Party throwers will have one more day to get ready. Besides, everyone knows Saturday is the best day to throw a Halloween party.
  
  
• No more Sunday Halloweens.
  
  
• No more Monday Halloweens, which are the lamest.
  
  
• No more Tuesday Halloweens, which are almost as lame as Monday.
  
  
• No more Wednesday Halloweens – the worst for figuring out when to have the party.
  
  
• No more Thursday Halloweens, which are almost cool, but still on a school night.
  
  
• No more waiting for 5 years until Halloween falls on a decent day.
  
  
• Great untold wealth for all. Stores, costume makers, fake spider web factories, bars,
  and pumpkin farmers will ALL earn more, because consumers will spend more.